Wacky Allied fighter ideas

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You have to wonder what was in the pipe tobacco in the design office sometimes.
Whatever it was...it sure got around...

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The nose of that British thing above (Handley-Page Manx) shows a distinct possibility of being wood. They only built one and the regular flight crew were all killed flying the Hermes. It was scrapped in 1952.

Interesting and obscure. Just what I like!
 
I used to read every Pop. Science, Mechanics, Mechanics Illustrated, and others like them I could get my hands on. I've got stacks of them out in the upstairs of my garage going back to the early 50s.
Every month they'd have a weird idea, or solution to a problem. Most of them unworkable.
One was a sort of tug to assist airliners on takeoff, except the tug pushed from the rear.

But that 3 carriers in a row has to take the award for wackiest.
 
Actually, it's not a bad idea. All you need are some extending ramps that interlock to join up the 3 carrier decks to provide a single, contiguous take-off run. Removes the need for aircraft to "hop" between the carriers. Piece of cake, really. Don't understand why anyone would have a problem with it.

Ok...I'll get my coat.

(Yes, for the record, I was absolutely NOT being serious).
 
I think the XP-83 was somewhat wacky - take an unsuccessful jet fighter, then stuff it with gas, see what happens...
 
Here's an idea they actually tried.
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Once again, from Mechanix Illustrated, Nov. 1942.
 
Hi Tom.

About your idea to join the three carriers, I suggest using rigid elastic material to allow for some slight ship misalignment due to ocean waves. I think it is a combination of steel and elastic rubber. We could floor it with flexible steel planking. Then we'd need a 500 foot big rubber band that could stretch to 2,000 feet and we could eliminate the catapult entirely.

You may be onto something there ... especially if the planes are equipped with the vectoring engine shown above. This is all based on sound quasi-scientific gibberish combined with novatrunions and a differential girdle spring aligned with the tremmy pipe in semiboloid slots in such a way as to eliminate side fumbling.
 
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But you're not accounting for the horizontal differential slippage in the turbid sprocket manifoldium. Your approach risks very greatly amplitude flippy-floppy sinusoid oscillatory movement in the tremmy pipe which damping from the girdle spring will irrevocably over-extend.

Oh dear, I seem to have contracted a nasty case of the Stanley Unwins. :)
 
Reclining seats for dive bombers f
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eatured in the May, 1943 issue of Popular Science magazine
 

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