Recent content by Allison Johnson

You forgot Space Patrol. Now you're age is showing. Ali :lol:

I can communciation just fine. I don't want to share anything and in my house I can get a cuddle from my cat without having to do any deals. It's a wonderful life style. Why would I want a man in my life when I can sit on the couch, drink beer and fart myself? :lol: :lol: :lol: If I...

I have my own place that doesn't have a mortgage on it and I have an acre of land that has some barns and out buildings on so I can store my boat. The outbuildings are coverted to dive stores and compressor room. I have a two bedroomed cottage and it's wonderful. The laws in this country are...

I just don't want to share anything at the moment. Ali

If you ever do just remember it's the yellow and black one. :lol: Ali

Wild? Hmmmmmm Not too sure about that one. Fancy Free? You got it. [SELFISH MODE=ON] In this state of singleton I can get up when I want. I can paint my house whatever colour I want to. I can put whatever picture on the wall I like because it's my wall. I can get up in the morning and...

ANOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't take anything I say very seriously. Ali :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PS I'm 30 something and never been married and don't intend to. :lol: PPS Just noticed that you're from Germany... You got your humour chip installed today? :lol...

Talk to your dad.... Or better still your mum.... :lol: :lol: It's just like flying an airplane. You will always get to the heavens if you press the right buttons. :lol: Ali

Feel free. It's been sent to me anyway. Ali :lol:

It's not the parachute ride it's the landing that's the tricky bit. I hear there is a tree magnet in a lot of ejector seat parachutes. :eeeek: Ali :lol:

Yea! Ever heard of it? :lol: Ali

ME!!!!!!!!! :shock: Don't let the red hair confuse you. I'm a pu$$y cat really.:lol: I'm just waiting for someone to ask what an orgasm is. :lol: :lol: Ali [CENSORSHIP BYPASS MODE=OFF]

I try my best. You don't get to be a skydiver without being a little wierd. :lol: :lol: Ali

It was only a matter of time I suppose. Ali

It's not that I hate flying, it's the landing I hate which is why I skydive. :lol: Ali