A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said "Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there whenever I want."
The Lord said, "Your...
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT TEXAS
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few no one has ever seen before.
Raccoons will test...
A Woman walked into a pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord, have mercy.
I can't give you cyanide to...
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find...