Photoshop Level: Epic! Could also make for one sweet kit-build mashup!
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I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all...
My first choice for a son's name would be Hayden Ulysses. My wife looked at me funny and asked why that name? Easy....it shortens down to "Hey U" really well. Yeah. I got smacked for that one.
Second choice for a boy's name would be George Erwin. Cuz you just KNOW a kid's gonna be just...
A man stopped at a local gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.
He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along...
Time for a new one:
"Meanwhile, near the site of the Russian meteor strike..."
"Morning traffic? None that I notice anymore!"
"Yeah...boss....I'm gonna be a few minutes late today..."
"This is car 54, requesting backup. Backup. backupbackupbackupBACKUPBACKUP!!!!!"
I didn't get it either. No president was perfect, but I think Lincoln happened to do more good for the country than he did bad.
Rented Hotel Transylvania (2012) - IMDb and Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) - IMDb from the Redbox last night, actually got the kiddo to sit down and watch all...
• “A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” ~ Tex Guinan
• “Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.” ~ Gore Vidal
• “Don’t vote; it only encourages them.” ~ Author Unknown...
A tour bus arrived at Runnymede, England. The guide asked the tourists to
gather around and then said, "You are standing on the very spot where the
barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
A man in the group asked, "When did that happen?"
"1215," the guide answered.
The...
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A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that since her husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...”