Ukraine: We sank Russia's ship.
Russia: No you didn't.
Ukraine: Then why did your ship just sink?
Russia: Um... we're idiots. That's our story and we're sticking to it.
Ukraine: We could've told you that already.
Congratulations on your retirement. I did the same at the end of 2020. My only complaints are that the dogs expect walks twice a day and the wife has me working on updating the house. I will admit that I like the hours and the fact that happy hour starts at 4pm on my back porch.
My given name is John but one of my smart aleck friends back in school started calling me Juan Valdez. I use Valdez as a nom de plume on various web sites
I worked for a year at the fixed base operation (FBO) for a small town airport. I was told that a jet or turboprop aircaft would fly on AvGas but a piston powered aircraft wouldn't make it back to the runway if I filled it up with J2
Many years ago, a young woman, with a baby boy in her arms, entered a butcher’s shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? After much haggling, the butcher offered to provide the young girl with free meat until the boy was 16...