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Kentucky declares war on US!
Kentucky Declares War on the USA
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This
is Archie, down here at Henderson Kentucky, I am callin' to tell ya'll that
we are officially declaring war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How
big is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is
myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
dart team from the local VA Lodge. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's John Deere
tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my
army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie rang again about twenty minutes later.. "
President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git
ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a
couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have
joined us as well!"
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO
MILLION!"
"Well, nuts," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I
am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here
war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we
can feed two million prisoners.."
Kentucky Declares War on the USA
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This
is Archie, down here at Henderson Kentucky, I am callin' to tell ya'll that
we are officially declaring war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How
big is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is
myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
dart team from the local VA Lodge. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's John Deere
tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my
army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie rang again about twenty minutes later.. "
President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git
ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a
couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have
joined us as well!"
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO
MILLION!"
"Well, nuts," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I
am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here
war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we
can feed two million prisoners.."
