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    Kentucky declares war on US!
    Kentucky Declares War on the USA



    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
    "Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This
    is Archie, down here at Henderson Kentucky, I am callin' to tell ya’ll that
    we are officially declaring war on ya!"

    "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How
    big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is
    myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
    dart team from the local VA Lodge. That makes eight!"

    Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
    my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war
    is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

    "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s John Deere
    tractor."

    President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
    tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my
    army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

    "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Archie rang again about twenty minutes later.. "
    President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git
    ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a
    couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have
    joined us as well!"

    Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell
    you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
    military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
    sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO
    MILLION!"

    "Well, nuts," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."

    Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I
    am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here
    war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
    chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we
    can feed two million prisoners.."
     
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    Diddy, don't take this as my endorsement nor me being contrary to your political views.

    Politics and their discussion on this board are not tolerated. Read the rules. Do it again and violent repercussion is likely.

    This thread is closed.
     
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