Aircraft Gun...

[SpitfireKing]

I am attempting to make a toy anti-aircraft, thats not really a toy, it uses a mix of bottle rockets, roman candles, and can poppers. any ideas how to make it more realistic?

 

[lesofprimus]

"You'll shoot ur eye out..."

 

[Henk]

Ha ha ha......, why do you want to build such a "toy"?

 

[P38 Pilot]

Your not going to down some Passenger planes are you?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Doesn't sound much like an anti aircraft toy gun to me...

 

[Matt308]

Sure. Slice all ordanance with x-acto knife along their length. Save shortest fuse. Empty all powder into 6oz v-8 can labeled Flakpanzer. Insert saved short fuse. Hold v-8 can above head held tightly in fist. Pray to March of Dimes for a new prosthetic. Light fuse. Repeat for effect.

Final step, change your Forum signature to "Stumpy".

 

[SpitfireKing]

Your not going to down some Passenger planes are you?

Maybe. Well Adler, it won't be a "Toy" I will actually use it to shoot things down.
Maybe not down but more "up". My sig, It works. Hopefully I won't pull a " A Christmas Story" and "shoot my out". Why? well I was originialy use it to blow green army men up with. Gotta love the things. But then I changed the measurments and such to make this "Toy" more for "Demolition" and less for "Play".

 

[P38 Pilot]

Maybe. Well Adler, it won't be a "Toy" I will actually use it to shoot things down.
Maybe not down but more "up". My sig, It works. Hopefully I won't pull a " A Christmas Story" and "shoot my out". Why? well I was originialy use it to blow green army men up with. Gotta love the things. But then I changed the measurments and such to make this "Toy" more for "Demolition" and less for "Play".

AH HA! I was right!!!

Well, the best idea would be to turn it into a surface-to-surface missile instead of a surface-to-air. Downing a flying target even if you dont do a damage can be very dangerous. My parents knew an old man, (bless his heart, he died years ago,) who flew bush planes. While he was flying a bullet shot up in through his canopy and almost killed him. Now I know your missile isnt a gun, but someone fired a rifle at his aircraft for fun.

Like I said, turn it into a surface to surface missile so you can see it hit the target then explode!

 

[R988]

Or get one of these
USB Missile Launcher - I Want One Of Those

 

[SpitfireKing]

I'LL DO BOTH!! I'll get two. One for me. One for my girlfriend. She likes things like that. Violent she is.

 

[Tiger]

AH HA! I was right!!!

Well, the best idea would be to turn it into a surface-to-surface missile instead of a surface-to-air. Downing a flying target even if you dont do a damage can be very dangerous. My parents knew an old man, (bless his heart, he died years ago,) who flew bush planes. While he was flying a bullet shot up in through his canopy and almost killed him. Now I know your missile isnt a gun, but someone fired a rifle at his aircraft for fun.

Like I said, turn it into a surface to surface missile so you can see it hit the target then explode!

I fail to see your logic? You're saying, don't fire rifles at aircraft because you could hurt somebody, fire them at targets on the ground....like people?

 

[SpitfireKing]

Don't worry, I won't shoot "People" I'll shoot cans and bottles and such. If I shot "people" then, Quoting my step-dad,:

"I"ll shove your head so far up your ***, every time you fart you'll think you had an idea."

Then my mom would, quite litteraly, kill me with a breath of flame. that's why we call her Queen Dragon Mom.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

damn them missile launchers look cool

 

[P38 Pilot]

I fail to see your logic? You're saying, don't fire rifles at aircraft because you could hurt somebody, fire them at targets on the ground....like people?

No, what Im trying to say is that its dangerous to fire anything at aircraft even if you do miss. And shooting a missile at people on the ground is even more dangerous. All I was trying to say was that fire them at something, but not someone

 

[mosquitoman]

Forget rockets, I want a flamethrower!

 

[SpitfireKing]

Have fun, just don't start things on fire. Well not living things at least. You do I'll shoot you with a penny. And yes I do have a penny gun.

 

[SpitfireKing]

I hope next time it works. If your wondering what happened I tested my proto-type of my Anti-aircraft gun. it started on fire. My brother was actually the one testing it out and well he forgot to open the chamber to allow the roman candle to launch and yeah. no one was harmed but now I need to start from scratch. We couldn't save it!

 

[Henk]

Kick your brothers ***.

 

[SpitfireKing]

He'd kick my *** he's 20.

 

[Henk]

O hell now I see. Well break something of his.