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  1. Matt308

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    RESEARCH SHOWS THAT BREAST GAZING IS GOOD FOR THE HEART

    from naturalwellnessandhealth.com


    Although politically incorrect this titillating study may be very good news for men.

    The New England Journal of Medicine reports that staring at women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. The journal reports gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby’s findings that ‘Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.’

    Dr. Weatherby and researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. The study required half of the men to look at well endowed females every day. The other half were to refrain from this.

    After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

    Dr. Weatherby reports that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

    The study indicates that staring at breasts for a few minutes each day cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. Surely there has to be a more politically correct way!
     

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    Excellent. Women across the earth should be advised regarding this particularly interesting finding. The sooner the better.

    The message should include the following phrase: "In the best interest of the health of men is that we beg your forebearance and offer apologies for the inconvenience this new rules in place may cause".
     
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    I new I'd get a response out of you, Udet. :lol:
     
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    yep red is one of my favorite colors ! [​IMG]
     
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    What a beauty medicine...
     

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    Yes, I agree... (and be careful with your posts here boys)
     

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    agreed, let's not go back to the pre-porn dayz guys
     
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    BTW Matt, great thread! One of my favorite topics.
     
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    Yay! Well on the way to living into triple figures then... :D
     
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    Oh yes, now I will vissot the beach and get my medicine for my heart.
     
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    Make some photos for us...
     
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    Good idea. I'm 70 miles inland and it's 37F. Chicks around here are dressed like Nanook of the North.
     
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    Ajax, easy there big fella. Guys, remember that if you cross that line, not only may this thread be closed, but you may be before the Moderators Board of Inquiry.

    Might I suggest, that if is doesn't look like a bathing suit, don't post it. Post it on your own thread of pre-destiny. I was already leary about starting this one and don't want my name tarnished with your testosterone. [Les don't go there...again]
     
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    Sorry matt- just couldn't help myself...

    (Love you really adler ;))
     
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