Canadians ban Marmite and Irn Bru!

[yulzari]

This means war!

There is no life without Marmite. We saw the terrible suffering in New Zealand when their Marmite factory was destroyed in the earthquakes. Never again!

Canadians of Caledonian extraction will be reduced to drinking whisky and beer as poor substitutes for Irn Bru (made in Scotland, from girders).

 

[Wurger]

Well.. switch to bacon and water .

 

[R Pope]

I can see where that could cause untold suffering and hardship! (WTF is that stuff, anyway??!!)

 

[Lucky13]

Marmite I can understand, but......Irn Bru!!??
What has the world come to!?

 

[Crimea_River]

Whisky and beer.......Oh all right, I'll just have to live with that.

A small return punch for banned Canadian seal meat perhaps?

 

[Lucky13]

Re-brand as seal bacon perhaps?

 

[Angels one-five]

That's just inhumane! Wars have been started for less!!

 

[Lucky13]

The War of Pigs or whatyacallit?

 

[vikingBerserker]

Why in the world are these things banned?

 

[fubar57]

Never heard of Irn Bru and not sure I want to....

Geo

 

[rochie]

Also banned Ovaltine and Penguin bars !

 

[yulzari]

Make them eat Seal Flipper Pie or Poutine and drink Screech.

Actually I rather liked Screech. Poutine needs bacon. Seal Flipper Pie could be improved by actually using a real rubber glove filled with wallpaper paste.

 

[GrauGeist]

Also banned Ovaltine and Penguin bars !

I couldn't believe that when I read the article...Ovaltine is banned because it's fortified with vitamins and minerals!

God forbid people have access to anything that might be good for them...

 

[fubar57]

Tell you what. You guys promise not to deport Beiber back here, and we'll have a second look at the Ovaltine.STUPID GOVERNMENTS!!!!!

Geo

 

[rochie]

Tell you what. You guys promise not to deport Beiber back here, and we'll have a second look at the Ovaltine.STUPID GOVERNMENTS!!!!!

Geo

dont sound fair to me !

would rather not import ovaltine !!!!!!!

 

[Ian Warren]

This means war!

There is no life without Marmite. We saw the terrible suffering in New Zealand when their Marmite factory was destroyed in the earthquakes. Never again!

Yes Indeed we went on a war footing as the shop shelves were invaded by the dreaded "Vegemite" ... it even infiltrated my brecky table till i spotted the mistake on his wrapper ... this was WAR!

 

[Wildcat]

Vegemite rocks and you know it!

 

[Gnomey]

Morons!

 

[Aozora]

Vegemite rocks and you know it!

Both rock! Without Marmite or Vegemite the world is a darker, more frightening place: WE NEED MORE MARMVEGE ADDICTS! Kids need to be raised eating Marmite/Vegemite at every meal! Send them to school in their Vegeweener uniforms!

Marmicrisps in their lunchboxes:

Sooth their coughs and colds with Marmivaseline!

MAKE THEM PROUD TO BE MARMI ZEALANDERS, AUSSIEVEGES and CANADAMITES!

 

[Crimea_River]

Oh, and Rob Ford is also available for any takers.