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[Njaco]

Wayne, cockroach?, DDT?, flea powder?, blow torch???
Paul, immune to a blow torch!! Now I'd pay a dollar to see that!!!

I know something he is not immune to.

Ex-lax.

Hey, it knocked the crap outta Superman!

 

[meatloaf109]

Actually, when one has an upper intestinal blockage, Ex-lax has no effect except to further the fluid loss. (Comes out like a spray)
Just sayin'!

 

[mikewint]

Oh my Oh my, the ultimate descent or asscent (Depends on POV) into scatalogical humor

 

[Njaco]

Actually, when one has an upper intestinal blockage, Ex-lax has no effect except to further the fluid loss. (Comes out like a spray)
Just sayin'!

I just rubbed my eyeballs on tree-bark to get that image outta my head!

 

[Airframes]

I just hope Paul hadn't passed by that tree recently then .....................

 

[Njaco]

AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm ****-eyed!!!!!

 

[GrauGeist]

Actually, when one has an upper intestinal blockage, Ex-lax has no effect except to further the fluid loss. (Comes out like a spray)
Just sayin'!

Why does the term "spackle-master" come to mind, here?

 

[meatloaf109]

It isn't pretty, to be sure.
But, then again, neither am I.

 

[Wayne Little]

Now that's a let down, i thought you were a handsome young buck Paul...

 

[Njaco]

...except when he is "crop-dusting"! Hey, whats that smell?

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO

 

[mikewint]

Paul has always been the life of the party

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Gentlemen, I think we just found the answer to Europe's need for natural gas.

 

[meatloaf109]

Paul has always been the life of the party

You think that's good, you ought to see me at a party!

 

[mikewint]

I understand that he can do a head-spin on the point of that pickelhaub. It's his "Lawn Sprinkler" imitation. Talk about clearing a room.....