Flood survival kit

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  1. Thorlifter

    Thorlifter Well-Known Member

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    Toilet Paper....................................... check

    Bud Light.......................................... check

    Keystone Ice....................................... check

    Budweiser....................................... check

    Red Dog............................................ check

    Misc. other bottles of alcohol...................... check

    Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ........ check

    Gotta love dem red necks!
     

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    Now ive seen it all:shock: :D :D
     
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    wonder which he would of picked to save if it didnt float with the missus AND the booze ???????
     
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    That is NOT good water to be walking around in. Feces, oil, chemicals, you name, it's in there. Maybe the beer is there to keep him from infection.
     
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    I think he forgot something.... the ice to chill the beer with !!

    Charles
     
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    Heh....tons of booze, and a bottle of cheap yellow mustard. Wonder what he's gonna put THAT on?
     
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    By the looks of those two theres a crack pipe in there some were...
     
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    ....or parents that were related before marriage...
     
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    Hey, where'd ya get ma vacation pics from??!!
     
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    I think it should go in the "Provide a Cation for...." thread. You know, the New Orleans Mobile Liquor Store.
     
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    "FEMA heads to downtown New Orleans..."
     
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    "bringing much needed refreshments."
     
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    "where's the party at?"
     
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