For those of you who have worked in a "tool control" enviornment (the government or military). I put this together based on my experience in the military and where I've worked.
TEN THINGS YOU DON'T SAY TO THE BOSS WHEN ONE OF YOUR TOOLS IS FOUND INSIDE AN AIRPLANE
10. Hey, I have one just like that!
9. Hey, I have an empty cut out in my tool box that would fit in!
8. Does this mean I don't have to fill out a missing tool report?
7. I hate when people take things from my tool box and don't tell me!
6. Did my tool qualify for frequent flyer miles?
5. So it has my employee number on it, that doesn't mean I lost it!
4. Damn, I already replaced that puppy with one from the Mac Tool truck!
3. You sure it was found on an airplane? I thought I took that home to work on my motorcycle last week.
2. Oh I left that there on purpose. It makes things easier at the next inspection.
AND NUMBER ONE!
1. So what someone could have died! People die every day!