I Can Fix That...

[Matt308]

Don't have a spoon? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

TV too large for the entertainment center? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Electrical problems? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Need a car stereo? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Shelving broken? I can fix that too.

 

[Matt308]

Don't have GPS for the car? I've got that covered.

 

[Matt308]

Don't have a beer cooler? I can work one up for ya.

 

[Matt308]

Can't read cash machine due to glare? Here, let me help.

 

[Matt308]

Bought a "foreign" car on eBay, but didn't read the fine print? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Your TV dish goes out when it rains? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Stove broken and need some coffee? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Wiper motor bad? Here's a solution for ya.

 

[Matt308]

WTF? I think I was drinking when I came up with this fix.

 

[Matt308]

Grocery store shelving sagging? I can fix that.

 

[Matt308]

Muffler dragging? I can fix that too.

 

[Matt308]

Need to do the laundry AND feed the baby? Try this.

 

[Matt308]

Cables keep falling behind the desk? I can fix that.

I know its ingenious isn't it.

 

[Matt308]

Out of diapers? I can fix that. It's wrong. But I can fix that.

 

[Capt. Vick]

WTF? I think I was drinking when I came up with this fix.

HAHAHAHAHAHA This one is the best!!!