I'm not a Commy!

[magnocain]

I have a favor to ask of anyone who speaks Russian. My history teacher thinks that I am a communist. How do you say "I am not a Communist!" in Russian?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Why would a teach think you are a communist?

 

[magnocain]

He is has Soviet History Major, so i thought i would be funny. I wrote CCCP! (i I saw it on the side of a drawing of an I-16) on my paper. he really knows that I'm not a communist, but I still want to be able to say (pronounce) "I'm not a communist" in Russian.

 

[Becca]

Have you tried a translator?

 

[magnocain]

Yes but I don't know how to pronounce Я не коммунист!

 

[Matt308]

Text To Speech, TTS: English, Spanish, French, Russian, Italian, German, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese

 

[JugBR]

He is has Soviet History Major, so i thought i would be funny. I wrote CCCP! (i I saw it on the side of a drawing of an I-16) on my paper. he really knows that I'm not a communist, but I still want to be able to say (pronounce) "I'm not a communist" in Russian.

then he will think you are from kgb

 

[magnocain]

Thanks Matt. yenney comboonists.

 

[comiso90]

I cant believe I've lived long enough that "CCCP" is funny. Al Queda and Osama are punks compared to the Soviet bear in its prime. The hammer and sickle will never be fashionable for me.

.

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Why don't you just throw a giant spit ball at your teacher when he has his back turned? If a teacher of mine call me a commie I'd kick him in his nuts! If female I'd spike her coffee with ex lax!!!!!

 

[lesofprimus]

How about saying:

Yob Tyvoyu Maht

Go Fu*k ur Mother...

 

[Matt308]

 

[ximeng8]

Yes but I don't know how to pronounce Я не коммунист!

Ya nye kommunist!!! <<<----------Pronunciation 8)

 

[Clay_Allison]

How about saying:

Yob Tyvoyu Maht

Go Fu*k ur Mother...

Chto Za Khuynya?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Freebird]

Yes but I don't know how to pronounce Я не коммунист!

Well you need to find someone here that speaks Russian.


And by coincedence, that would be me.

Я - pronounced "Ya"

не - "Ne" but sort of more like "n'yeah". Not like the english "knee", the end of the word drops like "yeah" not "ee". If you say it quickly, don't emphasize the "yeah" part, and with no pause between the n' and the "yeah" it will sound right.

коммунист! Almost exactly like "Communist" in English


Hope that helps

Next lesson: "My hovercraft is full of eels"

 

[parsifal]

Yep Freebirds got it in one. My favourite saying...Ya Nay Zanayo....means "I dont know"....my favourite excuse to my wife for getting out of cleaning

 

[Freebird]

Yep Freebirds got it in one. My favourite saying...Ya Nay Zanayo....means "I dont know"....my favourite excuse to my wife for getting out of cleaning

Is your wife Russian?

 

[Clay_Allison]

Is your wife Russian?

no, she's Italian, confuses the hell out of her.

 

[parsifal]

Thats funny. Yes she is Russian, actually is from kazakhstan, but is ethnic russian