GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Happy Birthday, Gary!!
Heck of a way to end the weekend, but party on and call in sick for Monday!!
Heck of a way to end the weekend, but party on and call in sick for Monday!!
It's GeeDee's Birthday!!
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fubar57
General
Happy B-Day Gary. All the best and many more, and what Dave said.
Geo
Geo
Wildcat
Major
Happy Birthday Gary! Enjoy a few cold ones mate.
Happy Birthday GARY!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
imalko
Chief Master Sergeant
Happy Birthday and best wishes Gary.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
All the best mate - I'll get you a pint, or three, at Legends ! (unless I can make it to Cockpit Fest, in which case I'll be in the mobile Bar and Club-room !)
Crimea_River
Marshal
Happy Birthday Gary!
Happy Birthday Gary!!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Happy Birthday Gary!
Happy birthday surfer dude! Hang loose!
Tracker
Senior Airman
Happy Birthday Guy from the sunny south!
Hey fella's , thanks for all your wishes, pretty normal day for me really...
6:00 Alarm
6:15 B**w job
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by my naked, buxom wench of a Chef
7:30 Limo arrived to pick me up
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal P-51D Mustang
9:30 Limo to Resort Golf Club (b**w job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 B**w job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Flew to South of France
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bent over a lot !
4:30 Landed world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle
5:00 Flew home, with a massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 S**, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of t*ts
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as I watched Kellys Heros
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap b**w job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forced the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laughed myself to sleep
Actually that's not all entirely true.... I didn't fly in a personal P-51 Mustang at 09:15 as mine doesn't have wings !
You guys are the best !
6:00 Alarm
6:15 B**w job
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by my naked, buxom wench of a Chef
7:30 Limo arrived to pick me up
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal P-51D Mustang
9:30 Limo to Resort Golf Club (b**w job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 B**w job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Flew to South of France
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bent over a lot !
4:30 Landed world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle
5:00 Flew home, with a massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 S**, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of t*ts
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as I watched Kellys Heros
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap b**w job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forced the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laughed myself to sleep
Actually that's not all entirely true.... I didn't fly in a personal P-51 Mustang at 09:15 as mine doesn't have wings !
You guys are the best !
T Bolt
Colonel
And then after all that you woke up, realized it was a dream and tried to go back to sleep and link into the same dream 
Here's hoping that the actually birthday was almost as good as that Pal!
Here's hoping that the actually birthday was almost as good as that Pal!
