"I've just cut my arm off"

[Graeme]

Cool customer...

Man cuts arm off with chainsaw - mirror.co.uk

A man who sliced his arm off in a freak chainsaw accident calmly knocked on his next door neighbour's door and said: "Please help, I've just cut my arm off,".

...and pastry helped save the day...

BBC NEWS | England | Sussex | Man lost arm in chainsaw accident

"I just went up the road and got the arm, put it in a bag and put it in with some pastry".
(Steve Francis)

 

[Wayne Little]

Strewth!

 

[Njaco]

I'm glad the neighbor was able to give him a hand.

 

[ccheese]

One word..... UGH !!

Charles

 

[Airframes]

Was that an intended pun, Njaco? Still, I suppose it was 'armless!

 

[Bucksnort101]

Would like to thank the surgeon for his hand-i-work. OK, you can ban me for that one if you like.
I had a cousin sever his lower arm in a Auger on the farm long ago, Doc was able to re-attach but it was not pretty. Thankfully has full use of the arm and fingers. It simply amazes me what a Surgeon can do.

 

[Thorlifter]

At least he can only point the finger at himself.

 

[Lucky13]

Come on guys.....that was a handful...

 

[Bucksnort101]

At least it didn't cost him an Arm and a Leg.

 

[RabidAlien]

Okay, these puns are getting out of hand....

 

[Bucksnort101]

It's Arm-ageddon I tell you

 

[Lucky13]

Well, at least they caught him red handed....

 

[RabidAlien]

Sad....he used to be such a hand-som fellow...

 

[Graeme]

You guys are cruel!

For the record, the forearm attachment was a complete success and early reports indicate that he can "wriggle" all six fingers...

 

[Lucky13]

Hmmmm......makes me wonder if one finger was a hand me down..?

 

[Thorlifter]

Hey, the guy survived, we should all give him a hand.

 

[Airframes]

Maybe he had it digitally remastered? But enough, it's time to give this the elbow....

 

[Thorlifter]

Or give him a leg up.

 

[RabidAlien]

The only guy I know of who can give you the finger....twice!

 

[Lucky13]

Well they say that some people take the whole arm, if you hand them a finger....