"I've just cut my arm off"

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  1. Graeme

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    I'm glad the neighbor was able to give him a hand.
     
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    One word..... UGH !!

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    Was that an intended pun, Njaco? Still, I suppose it was 'armless!
     
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    Would like to thank the surgeon for his hand-i-work. OK, you can ban me for that one if you like.
    I had a cousin sever his lower arm in a Auger on the farm long ago, Doc was able to re-attach but it was not pretty. Thankfully has full use of the arm and fingers. It simply amazes me what a Surgeon can do.
     
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    At least he can only point the finger at himself. :)
     
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    Come on guys.....that was a handful...
     
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    At least it didn't cost him an Arm and a Leg.
     
  10. RabidAlien

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    Okay, these puns are getting out of hand....
     
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    It's Arm-ageddon I tell you;)
     
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    Well, at least they caught him red handed....
     
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    Sad....he used to be such a hand-som fellow...
     
  14. Graeme

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    You guys are cruel!

    For the record, the forearm attachment was a complete success and early reports indicate that he can "wriggle" all six fingers...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Hmmmm......makes me wonder if one finger was a hand me down..?
     
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    Hey, the guy survived, we should all give him a hand.
     
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    Maybe he had it digitally remastered? But enough, it's time to give this the elbow....
     
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    Or give him a leg up.
     
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    The only guy I know of who can give you the finger....twice!
     
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    Well they say that some people take the whole arm, if you hand them a finger....
     
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