Monty Python!

[Desert Fox]

This is nothing more than a blatant advert for my new, and first, forum. Its all about Monty Python, the television series and the movies.
Its only new, and at the moment I have only 4 members, all of them being my friends. So, in order to raise awareness of my new forum, I thought I'd advert it here first. The link is below:

The Wainscotting :: Index

In case you're wondering where the name of the site comes from, it is the title of one of my favourite Python sketches.

Hope to see some of you there!

 

[Desert Fox]

By the way, if any of you do join, could you give me some pointers on what I could do to improve the site? It would be greatly appreciated.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

unfortunately talking to the low life on this site takes up the most of my browsing time.........

 

[lesofprimus]

Hey, I resemble that remark...

 

[Matt308]

Hey Les. Is your wife a go'er. Eh? Wink, wink, nod, nod. Say no more!

 

[Desert Fox]

Is your wife interesting in, uh, photography? Eh? Photographs, he asked him knowingly?

 

[Matt308]

That's not a horse! You're banging two coconuts together. Where did you get two coconuts, anyway?

A sparrow.

A SPARROW!! In Mesapotamia!! There are no sparrows in Mesapotamia. How would he have gripped it?

By the husk!

 

[lesofprimus]

Its not a question of where he grips it.......

 

[Chief]

It's a simple question a weight ratios...

 

[Desert Fox]

A four ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut!

 

[joebong]

"It's like those miserable psalms, they're soo depressing

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

A four ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut!

i can't quite remember how it goes but.......

"it could if it's an African Sparrow"

 

[lesofprimus]

"I could be carried by an African swallow..."

But then the African swallow's not migratory...

 

[Matt308]

"I am King Arthur and I am in search of the Holy Grail"

"Go way. We already 'av one."

 

[Desert Fox]

"He's says theyve already got one, sir."

"Uh, can we see it?"

"Of course not, you are silly English types!"

 

[Matt308]

"I fart in your general direction"

Frenchmen with a large pintle hat forms a rasberry over his mouth and blows.

PPhhhhhttttttttt.

 

[Desert Fox]

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

[Matt308]

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

 

[Smokey]

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

 

[Matt308]

Forgot about that one.

How about Sir Galahad caught by the 100 virgins.

"As punishment, you must perform cuninlingus upon the lot of us"

...and upon being saved -

"Fear not Sir Galahad, for I have come to save you!"

"Go away!"