My Bored Off My Ass Doodle Page.......

[lesofprimus]

I had a 5 hour Safety Training lecture today.... Boring...... It was hard to keep the eyes open.... Anyways, i had 2 pieces of paper for notes......

Below is the one i doodled on....

 

[evangilder]

Pretty good. I'm impressed, not only a highly trained warrior, but an artist as well.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Not bad! The buck's head would look good mounted in my den.

 

[lesofprimus]

That Bucks head would probably catch the World Record Boone Crockett..........

I finished the test 15 minutes before the next guy, who was as biga redneck as they come....

I stole his doodle page, and have now so graciously scanned it for ur viewing pleasure...

 

[FLYBOYJ]

YOU BASTARD - THAT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL AMERICAN HISTORY MID TERM REPORT! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!

 

[Nonskimmer]

 

[lesofprimus]

You shoulda seen what he drove up to the testing facility in...........

 

[Nonskimmer]

The perfect golf cart for those mornings after the big drunk.

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Hey, I see those driving up here on the weekend, they have Texas plates!

 

[Nonskimmer]

I think they're Nova Scotia plates.

 

[lesofprimus]

I got to know him throughout the day, and he showed me a picture from his wedding last month, to his cousin Elmira...

 

[Nonskimmer]

Now I'm positive they were Nova Scotia plates.

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Yep, maybe even Newfoundland

 

[Nonskimmer]

Newfs are a bit more civilized than that.

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Yea, you're right, the bride would of quit smoking at 6 mos. and the twinkies would of been diet. The vehicle would of been 4 wheel drive.

 

[Nonskimmer]

No twinkies on da rock! Cod tongues and pork scraps! Mmmm-mmmm!

 

[lesofprimus]

<<<<<<< Spews Chunks Across the Room.......

 

[FLYBOYJ]

-----------smells puke, pukes intern---------------------

 

[evangilder]

Did you guys notice that groom is sporting a mullet! I reckon they will be having the next round of extras for "Deliverance II"

 

[Medvedya]

Hey Cribus, Deke! Get the shotguns and rubber hoses out! We gonna catch ourselves some City boy!