Mystery man throws his money away... literally!

[v2]

Aberystwyth, mid Wales- A town-centre scrum erupted when a mystery man hurled what is thought to be thousands of pounds in the air.
Passers-by dashed across the street to fill their pockets after he shouted: 'Who wants free money?'
People were seen scurrying to pick up the bank notes - some on their hands and knees - at the pedestrian crossing in Alexandra Road, Aberystwyth.

 

[cheddar cheese]

How random

 

[Clave]

Bill Gates?

 

[Gnomey]

How random

Exactly what I thought, would of been great to have been there, some people made off with close to £1000...

 

[Nonskimmer]

Why, oh why doesn't that ever happen around me?

 

[cheddar cheese]

Id do it with fake money, and stand back and laugh as everyone scrabbled to get it.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'll bet you'd be laughing all the way to the ICU after they beat the f*ck out of you too.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Id be atop a cherry picker, that way they couldnt beat me and i could look down upon them as I lord it over them

 

[Nonskimmer]

Those things can be lowered y'know.
Besides, blind rage can do strange things to people. They suddenly become very good climbers, for instance.

 

[evangilder]

Yep, you would be shredded cheddar.

 

[R988]

I would drop it from a plane, preferably a bomber

Apparently the guy was arrested and the police told everyone to give the money back, killjoys.

 

[Pisis]

That must be some crazy man.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Those things can be lowered y'know.
Besides, blind rage can do strange things to people. They suddenly become very good climbers, for instance.

An SMG would cure that problem.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

oh yeah 'cos that wont get you arrested besides you've gotta come down sometime, and the people will be there, waiting for you, if they haven't tipped it over by then.........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Ill have my Sicilian friends from the Mafia airlift me to safety.