New Army Special Force to Iraq

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  1. evangilder

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation
    of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called
    "The "United States Redneck Special Forces".

    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
    Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,
    Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
    Iraq, and have been given only the following facts
    about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like Beer, Pickups, Country Music or Jesus.
    5. They are "DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE" for the death of
    Dale Earnhardt!!!


    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
     

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    Like to see him carry that for a few miles.
     
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    Yep, that is why he has his truck behind him...
     
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    He may not make it to the truck
     
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    It might take him some time but I recon he will manage to carry that ATR to it...
     
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    American army is really leting herself go!
     
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    On a positive note, that's what any invader of American soil faces, and
    there are lot's of them. Me included, although I favor a .338....
     
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    Did i miss something?
     
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    See the movie "Red Dawn" and you'll know what Les is talking about.
     
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    Ooooooh kay, yeah ive seen that movie
     
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    :lol: Even that is funny!
     
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    I think that gun looks like it would be better off mounted technical style to the back of the truck. Interesting picture, although shouldn't this be in off-topic? I really don't think this would occur in real life.
     
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    Tony Blair mentioned sending a Battalion of Football Supporters... (1Bn FOOTERS)
     
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    That is because it is a joke. It is not meant to be taken seriously.
     
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    That's right, spoil it for everybody. A mate of mine in New Washington, Ohio, just rang me to tell me the news. Now I'll have to tell him he isn't going on a hunting trip after all.
     
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    Give us mere mortals a hint...

    Was it Bubba's big belly or the ski mounting that convinced you it was serious?

    Yup, a northern (Swedish / Finish) AT gun mounted on a ski platform will go down huge in IRAQ.

    Think hard, think CAMEL. Maybe even SAND.

    Adler, you can send the Helicopters home now, Rocket Signtists have saved the day.:rolleyes:
     
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    :lol: now now, play nice...
     
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