evangilder
"Shooter"
The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called
"The "United States Redneck Special Forces".
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq, and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like Beer, Pickups, Country Music or Jesus.
5. They are "DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE" for the death of
Dale Earnhardt!!!
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called
"The "United States Redneck Special Forces".
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq, and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like Beer, Pickups, Country Music or Jesus.
5. They are "DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE" for the death of
Dale Earnhardt!!!
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.