NJACO's Letter Home

[Njaco]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, I finally transferred to the Navy from the Army and things are looking good. It was really great that the Army understood my situation after the "incident". Just remember, mayonaise and battery cables don't mix. Thank God for "Don't ask, don't tell", huh?!

 

[Njaco]

Well, anyhow, I wanted to write and tell you all about my new digs and send some pics. This is my new home, the aircraft carrier USS Morton Downey Junior. Isn't she great?!

 

[Njaco]

My arrival was alittle touchy but we made it.

 

[Njaco]

We're part of that new Task Force that includes the new aircraft carrier USS William J. Clinton.

 

[Njaco]

Life onboard is great though it can get a little boring at times.

 

[Njaco]

The captain loves NASCAR and some days he thinks he's Tony Stewart. Makes life interseting onboard.

 

[Njaco]

Don't worry about me here, Mom. Everything is all right. The cooking is great.

 

[Njaco]

And the lavatory is clean. (Its called a head and I think I know why.)

 

[Njaco]

One day the Iran Navy showed up and we went on Alert!

 

[Njaco]

But we fired a warning shot and they disappeared.

 

[Njaco]

We stopped at Tweakabeakastan for some R R. Thats where I met my girlfriend, Samethel. You'd like her Dad. She loves trucks!

 

[Njaco]

Tweakabeakastan is a funny little country. Maybe we could visit Sam's parents sometime. They have some of the largest seagulls I've ever seen though!

 

[Njaco]

Well, I gotta go Mom and Dad. They're having something called an "Opel Test Firing" and they said I could be the driver! Well, till next time!

Your son, NJACO.

 

[Wurger]

Mein Got Njaco, the service in The Navy is most dangerous.Therefore I prefer The Air Force one.

 

[ccheese]

Chris: You're putting me on ....... right ?

Gosh..... the Navy has changed since I got out in '71

Charles

 

[timshatz]

Good chuckle.

 

[syscom3]

 

[ToughOmbre]

TO

 

[Wildcat]

good one Nj.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

keep them coming njaco