post here your civil/military flying funnies please

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    #1 Jack_Hill, Oct 14, 2012
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    Hi all.
    Funnies, anecdotes welcomed !
    I begin : flying a Robin if i remember well.
    My brother's'wife at the commands, my brother, Mom and I as passengers.
    Mom : "Oh, Anne, what a gentle touchdown, did not feel anything, you are so touchy my daughter !"
    Anne : "thank you France (my Mom is called France), but now prepare for, cause we're still airborne".
    Belves airport if i remember well.
     
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    I seem to remember some military jokes made about what the pilot would write up about a plane (squawks) and what the mechanic would right up to show what corrections were made. I know many of you have probably heard these.

    Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield
    Mech: Live bugs on order

    Pilot: Engine number 2 missing
    Mech: Engine number 2 found after brief search

    Pilot: Equipment doesn't work in O.F.F. mode
    Mech: Duh.

    :)
     
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    Student pilot circling a field, hopelessly lost:
    "Airfield with plane overhead, identify yourself". ;)
     
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