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This one's been around methinks but still brought a smile
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to
be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a
billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore,
give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in
Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an
Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen
door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible
response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said
and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you,
Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore."
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to
be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a
billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore,
give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in
Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an
Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen
door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible
response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said
and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you,
Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore."
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Excellent...
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Email? ..... what email?
at6
1st Sergeant
You just had to post that picture before I've had Breakfast. Now even bacon has lost all appeal.
fubar57
General
Night Fighter Nut
Master Sergeant
Looking over some old Bob Hope jokes and came across one I thought was pretty good. Bob talks about his youth and how the clothes were passed down from brother to brother. Since Bob was the seventh in line his pants were pretty thin of cloth. So thin in fact that he could sit on a quarter and tell you if it was heads or tails. When his younger brother got those pants, he could do the same thing with a dollar bill.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Not me btw....
at6
1st Sergeant
Who sent you pics of my stash?
Crimea_River
Marshal
Didn't think it was you Jan.
a) stash isn't big enough
b) the guy is building something
a) stash isn't big enough
b) the guy is building something
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Airframes
Benevolens Magister
.... and there isn't any booze in sight !
and don't point any fingers in my direction either....
