Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Airframes]

A friend got pulled for speeding recently, doing 34 mph in a 30 mph limit area.
The Policeman asked the usual questions - Name, address, car registration, then asked when his Birthday was.
My mate answered "August 14th".
Policeman asked "What year ?!"
Mate replied "Every year !".

 

[at6]

After listening to that I think I just saw and heard Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[at6]

I've come to the realization that it's really hard to give a sh!t when you're busy taking one.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Amen................

 

[Lucky13]

Steam locomotive lives matter!!

 

[Wurger]

Jan.. it's a very nice shot.. you could start your own diorama assembling.

 

[at6]

You at least give it a loco house and loco blanket.

 

[Robert Porter]

Poor little puffer! Hope someone fires up his boiler!

 

[michaelmaltby]

... I feel their cold, brother.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

My bank account is cursed....
Because every time that I check the balance, it shows less than I could have sworn that I had!

(eerie music and screams)

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

How a lot of Europeans feel now

 

[michaelmaltby]

It just occurred to me that Trump has gotten more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years.

[HT Ryan, SDA]

 

[michaelmaltby]

E-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.


Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.


The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers. Well, that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers." (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

As for the Redskins name, I would suggest they change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dixxkheads in Congress.

[ht SDA]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued,

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

An older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass ???