Crimea_River
Marshal
Great vid Mike.
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
The Confession
Hi Bob:
This is Alan from next door. I have a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is - I've been sharing your Wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Regards, Alan
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.....
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he had an earlier missed message from his neighbour:
Hi Bob:
This is Alan from next door again. Sorry about that typo on my last text. But I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that the darned AutoCorrect changed "WiFi" to "Wife". Technology, hey??
Regards, Alan
Hi Bob:
This is Alan from next door. I have a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is - I've been sharing your Wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Regards, Alan
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.....
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he had an earlier missed message from his neighbour:
Hi Bob:
This is Alan from next door again. Sorry about that typo on my last text. But I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that the darned AutoCorrect changed "WiFi" to "Wife". Technology, hey??
Regards, Alan
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
michaelmaltby
Colonel
fubar57
General
Still waiting for my package Jan. This may have been posted already "Toughest bridge in the world undefeated", a 10 minute compilation of all crashes uploaded between 2008 and 2016
View: https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw
Note; in front of the bridge there is a set of blinking lights warning traffic when an over-height has been detected
View: https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw
Note; in front of the bridge there is a set of blinking lights warning traffic when an over-height has been detected
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
at6
1st Sergeant
I just figured something out. Now I don't remember what it was.
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Too much information.....
Crimea_River
Marshal
Started with the word "I"
at6
1st Sergeant
Correction noted and duly attended to. Thanks.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Canada's back ....
fubar57
General
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Next to be released from Osprey....
