Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[CORSNING]

This boy needs a donor bank;

 

[Shortround6]

guy holding sign in last post, please see John Wayne poster in the previous post.

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

 

[javlin]

probably seen it before but got a smile

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small
fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde
women that way? What does the color of a
woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you
who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as
people. Its people like you that make others think
that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

says it all don't it...

 

[Robert Porter]

 

[CORSNING]

I always did respect and like the A-10. That's THUNDERBOLT II to you mister.

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[CORSNING]

For the animal lovers,

 

[CORSNING]

Did I ever mention that I was offered an officer of the law job...True story.
Maybe it is better I declined.

 

[CORSNING]

I like to shoot a lot. I can safely say I never did that.

 

[CORSNING]

 

[CORSNING]

Been their done that, can't say a thing.

 

[CORSNING]

I know, I'm treading on thin ice here.