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The envelope please, From Disorder in the Court.

THE COURT: I have a document, an envelope within which were contained two envelopes. I have now separated them. They are from the custodian of records of the Los Angeles Police Department. I cannot discern any difference between the two documents. Is there any objection to my opening these to see what they are and move from there?
DISTRICT ATTORNEY: Not at all.
Mr. F.: None Your Honor.
THE COURT: Within the first packet.... first packet says, "We have no records."
Mr. F.: What does the second packet say?
THE COURT: "See the first packet."
 

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