Robert Porter
Senior Master Sergeant
These items do not mix, they should have a mutual warning label. Upon consumption the first indication you may be in trouble is a bloated feeling, this is immediately followed by violent oral outgassing. However now the real trouble starts, you should head for a bathroom with no delay. Brace yourself, the outgassing gains steam (literally) and now begins to exit both ends. This is accompanied by significant sweating and attempts for the gas to exit via your eyes and ears which is decidedly uncomfortable.
I am passing this along as a public service announcement. Liberal dosing with a good quality single malt whiskey does not bring relief but does make one feel somewhat better about the whole thing.
I am passing this along as a public service announcement. Liberal dosing with a good quality single malt whiskey does not bring relief but does make one feel somewhat better about the whole thing.
