Scientists discover new element

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    A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium”.

    Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

    However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

    This hypocritical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass.” You will know it when you see it. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
     
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    Our governmentium can be seen displaying Brownian motion...

    apologies to physicists everywhere
     
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    Held together by morons....
     
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    :laughing6: ...cause it's funny
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    sounds about right to me...:D
     
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