meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day.
Don't miss yer chance, Maties!
Don't miss yer chance, Maties!
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now where's me bacon...
3-4 years on ship with men only and weeviley bread beating life on a west country farm
YO, HO, HO AND A BOTTLE OF....
Dad's Old- Fashioned Root Beer
Dads Old - Fashioned Root Beer
Anyway befur I gets me greatcoat
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that his parrot can barely stay on his shoulder because the guy has a severe limp. Bartender notes that the wooden legs seems to be securely attached, but finds the problem soon enough - the guy has got a steering wheel shoved down the front of his trousers!
The guy finally makes it up to the bar, and the bartender acknowledges him, saying, "Looks like a pretty uncomfortable arrangement you got there."
"Arrrg! It's drivin' me nuts!" replies the pirate.