Sizzling news....Bacon alarm clock now available

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  1. Geedee

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    Wait...what?
     
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    tou gotta be sh!ttin' me.....
     
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    So, when will 'Kay Tel' release their alarm clock which cooks the bacon, and serves it to you, in bed! That's what I'd call an alarm clock.
    And then the MkII version - serving done by a Scandinavian blonde bird - and with beer!
     
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    Biggest problem I see with this product is the risk of people eating the clock in their half-dazed, semi-awakened state! "I had a dream of eating bacon but it tasted of plastic!" :puke:
     
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    Sounds like a great idea in theory but not in practice...
     
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    Njaco The Pop-Tart Whisperer
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    OMG, what have I done......................
     
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    Why not have it just actually cook the bacon instead?
     
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    Preferably in a butty………………….the bacon not the blond………………..but then again!!
     
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    My head is spinning with possibilities!
     
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