The Cycle of Life

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  1. Allison Johnson

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    I think the life cycle is all backwards.
    You should start out dead, get it out of the way. :lol:
    You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. :lol:
    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. :lol:
    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. :lol:
    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm. :p

    It's got to be better this way - because getting old sucks! :cry:

    Ali
     
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    lots of very good points, it does sound better that way :-k
     
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    I got that in an email the other day! :lol:
     
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    Sounds like more fun though.

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    Yeah Ill take it! :lol:
     
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