The Cycle of Life

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I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way. :lol:
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. :lol:
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. :lol:
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. :lol:
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm. :p

It's got to be better this way - because getting old sucks! :cry:


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