The Cycle of Life

[Allison Johnson]

I think the cycle of life is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
Ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way - because this getting old sucks!

Anyone think this is a better idea?

Ali

 

[Erich]

NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all 8)

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont know I would love to finish off as an orgasm...

 

[Erich]

you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me .......

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I am saying I would!

It feel great before you vanish!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Im kidding!

 

[Erich]

as long as I will not revert to this ........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Oh stop being grumpy old man! Did your Viagra supply run out?



Just kidding Erich

 

[Erich]

nope actually it was giving me gas and I was growing a second *****

 

[Allison Johnson]

Look on the bright side. Marriage would end with a larger party with all your relatives wishing you luck and you get a shed load of presents.

Ali

 

[Allison Johnson]

as long as I will not revert to this ........

Most of this country under the leadership of Tony Blair are already that.

Ali

 

[Allison Johnson]

I dont know I would love to finish off as an orgasm...

Sounds good to me. Better than gasping your last breath in a hospital bed.

Ali

 

[Allison Johnson]

NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all 8)

Just think..... You would go to Nam when it was all the heavy sh*t going down and it would only get better. You would start off smokin heavy dope but your habit would get less and less until your lungs clear right up.

Ali

 

[Allison Johnson]

nope actually it was giving me gas and I was growing a second *****

Testicle?

Ali

 

[Allison Johnson]

you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me .......

Look upon it as a new adventure. You would eventually find out where we all come from.

Ali 8)

 

[pbfoot]

people think I'm unbalanced so being an ion wouldn't be out of order

 

[Erich]

I think Allison is on a role ...............

watch out !

wait everyone in England under Tony Blair is a spore ?, toadstool and a shrum ?

 

[Allison Johnson]

I think Allison is on a role ...............

watch out !

wait everyone in England under Tony Blair is a spore ?, toadstool and a shrum ?

ME!!!!!!!!!

Don't let the red hair confuse you. I'm a pu$$y cat really.

I'm just waiting for someone to ask what an orgasm is.

Ali

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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

What an orgasm?

 

[Allison Johnson]

What an orgasm?

Yea! Ever heard of it?

Ali