Wacko Njaco's Used Cars!

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Njaco

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Welcome to Wacko Njaco's Used Car Emporium! We have the deals for your new wheels! We got big cars for small people and small cars for big people! Anything you desire!

Looking to take that special someone for a night on the town? Check our "Stepping Out' line of automobiles. Don't worry about the size - everything fits!!
 

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or maybe you're looking for something alittle sportier? Looking to "wrap your a** in fibergalss"? Look no further!!
 

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Worried about safety? Our cars come with the latest, new safety features including:

Pic 1 - Integrated Anti-Human Locking Devices

Pic 2 - An up to date Vision Deterent System

Pic 3 - Appropriate Envoirnment Camoflage

Pic 4 - and a sensitive Anti-touch System!

Pic 5 - And if anything should happen to you and your car, we'll gladly provide a loaner!
 

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And how do we know these safety systems work? Our highly qualified staff extensively checks each and every car!
 

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Our many services including choosing any paint color you want and a daily car wash!
 

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Most importantly, all our cars are enviornmentally safe and follow all federal emission guidelines.
 

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So next time you're looking to upgrade your ride, come to Wacko Njaco's and sign on the dotted line! Our cars are the best and thats no bull!!!
 

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Man...people these days have allot of imagination...too bad they channel that imagination in the wrong direction.....funny as hell pics anyway...keep them coming :lol:
 
What do you mean Kingtiger?? I'm a crminal? Huh? I don't do nothing?? Huh? Huh? Just you wait, I'll....wait.....I gotta take a pill........
 

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