Wisdom ... ?

[Erich]

When you are stuck in a prolonged state of procrastination, do something easy yet important, like laminating your Social security card . . ......

 

[Matt308]

Shoulda put that one in the Jokes section.

 

[Erich]

no it stays here .......... I have a months worth of sage advice

Overworking can kill brain cells; procrastination can regrow them. Balance the 2 for optimum health

 

[lesofprimus]

HA!

 

[R-2800]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Clave]

A wise man always checks for the presence of toilet paper before sitting down.

 

[k9kiwi]

A wiser man checks for a seat

 

[Erich]

well just don't crimp your cable when you are on the pan ..........

more sage advice in a few . . . .

 

[Henk]

He he he........

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

are these from a tear off daily calender or something?

 

[Erich]

Make a list of things you're glad you're not allergic to . . . ........... .....

Ive done this considerable times out of boredom

 

[Erich]

Celebrate all ! 8)

 

[k9kiwi]

If at first you don't succeed.

Get a bigger hammer.

 

[Matt308]

Things always appear closer when you are frightened out of your wits.

 

[Erich]

especially on your bike at 25F wearing nothing but a fur-lined Speedo !! how enlightening . ... ........

 

[k9kiwi]

If it jams force it!........If it breaks then it needed to be replaced anyways.