Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
This one got sent to me the other day.
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RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Good one Aaron!
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Auravir
Airman 1st Class
nice WayneNot sure if this has been posted or not...
How to Fail a DUI
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_c6tF248hc
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Condora
Airman 1st Class
It hasn't.
I received it last month by email, it was one of the best laughs I had lately...
I received it last month by email, it was one of the best laughs I had lately...
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
Nice of the cops to offer him a drink...
Wheels
Wheels
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
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RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Auravir
Airman 1st Class
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Oops.
Velius
Airman 1st Class
Something I got from my on-line course. I thought it was funny and interesting (if 100% true).
Globalization- by an unknown internet source
Q: What is the best example of globalization?
...
....
.....
A: Princess Dianna's death!
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
Reported by an Australian citizen,
using American technology,
on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Mexican illegals.
That, my friend, is globalization! 8)
Globalization- by an unknown internet source
Q: What is the best example of globalization?
...
....
.....
A: Princess Dianna's death!
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
Reported by an Australian citizen,
using American technology,
on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Mexican illegals.
That, my friend, is globalization! 8)
