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[the lancaster kicks ass]

i dunno how many of you guys get those crappy chain letters, all started in 1860 by a man with no arms and no legs? that say if you don't send this to 100 people in 10 seconds you'll die and have a bad love life? i got this one not long back and it's the worst i;ve ever got, why the hell do people send this shit out? do they really think it's funny? or even worse, true and of course it has the dreadded curse of the forwarded email, the >> at the start of every line........

"DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
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>>most people aren't sure of what they realy want in
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>>life. I received this
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>>letter from a friend on the computer, did what it
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>>week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an
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>>Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
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>>your last chance. Now pay very close attention this
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>>Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one
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>>of those kinda chain
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>>letters that everyone hates. This one has been going
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>>since 1863 and if you
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>>break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
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>>stories.
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>>First Example:
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>>Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
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>>since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't
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>>it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.
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>>the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl
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>>since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
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>>Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his
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>>aunt! He was goin' wild!
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>>the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they
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>>Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd
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>>Barbra but thats
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>>only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur
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>>that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or
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>>leave it. If you send
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>>1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
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>>life.....forever!!!!!
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>>10 people- your crush will say they like you as
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>>friend......ONLY!!!!!
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>>15 people- your crush will say they like you
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>>20 people- your crush will ask you out!
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>>25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
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>>30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
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>>35 people or more- All of the above!!
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>>Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
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>>friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's
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>>chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's
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>>the catch.....you only
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>>pass this to everyone u
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don't worry, i didn't send it on, i get tons like that but that was was full of more shit than the rest, so go on, what rubbish do you get sent to you?

 

[Pisis]

it is called HOAX.... http://www.nonprofit.net/hoax/

 

[cheddar cheese]

As soon as I see FWD!!!! at the start of an email I just go straight for the delete button...

The wrost ones are the ones that say MSN will be delted if you dont forward it...bullshit at its runniest....

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i don't know, the ones about the starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats that when you pass it on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund, good lord do they really think microsoft or whoever they claim are gonna give 'em money will actually give them money?

that's the worst thing about most of them, people think they're funny! there's only one thought scarier than that- people actually think they're true

 

[cheddar cheese]

"If you dont send this email on, the ghost of a woman will appear from under your bed and brutally murder you"