Groundhog Thread Part Deux - P-39 Fantasy and Fetish - The Never Ending Story (Mods take no responsibility for head against wall injuries sustained) (2 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

My sister's favorite, when she was three:

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
Because it kept running out of the pen!

One of my nieces told a joke at one of her birthday parties and then asked why her dad thought it was funny

What does James Bond wear under his kilt
Two thunderballs and a goldfinger

 

[fannum]

"Don't give me an F-84; she's a bitch and a ground lovin' whore ..."
O'Club song, "Give Me Operations!