Ever played those Text Adventures that were around in the Eighties?
>You are in a cavern.
In the cavern is the Geek Dragon!
>x dragon
The Geek Dragon is covered in angry looking pustules, and only communicates by Leetspeak. Better avoid him in case he flames you for not talking like a retard!
>invent
You are holding:
A brass lantern
rusty sheriffs badge
skeleton key
In the wall is a lever
>pull lever
As you push down on the lever, a trap door springs open in the ceiling, burying the Geek Dragon in a colossal pile of spam.
Before he is completely engulfed though, he has time to let fly a jet of flame, which roasts you on the spot.
***You Have Died***
Would you like to Restart, Restore or Quit?