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Crimea_River
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Ain't that the truth. And now there's a crude oil rail car derailment in the news, which, of course, is in the nation's best interest.
Crimea_River
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced,
"The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle."
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced,
"The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle."
Aaron Brooks Wolters
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michaelmaltby
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vikingBerserker
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My God, I never knew my ex was British!
michaelmaltby
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WHERE ERECTIONS GO TO DIE
This is the look that can destroy a Viagra-powered erection halfway across the Continent.
This is the look that launched a thousand decisions to join the priesthood.
This is the look that curdled the semen in the testicles of the photographer who took it.
If emasculation took a selfie... this is it.
This is the picture that hangs above the fireplace in Satan's living room.
This is the look that can destroy a Viagra-powered erection halfway across the Continent.
This is the look that launched a thousand decisions to join the priesthood.
This is the look that curdled the semen in the testicles of the photographer who took it.
If emasculation took a selfie... this is it.
This is the picture that hangs above the fireplace in Satan's living room.
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Crimea_River
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