at6
1st Sergeant
I'll grab mine and join them at the Bacon Bar.
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Crimea_River
Marshal
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
You know....Whiteboards are remarkable.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Coat !
Sorry Wayne, Terry is right, that was a poor effort !
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I know...
but I bet you at least smiled...
but I bet you at least smiled...
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Benevolens Magister
I smiled at the thought of you ripping apart all the left-over Christmas crackers to get at those little slip of paper with the 'jokes' printed on them !
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Wayne, I don't know what Whiteboads are, but apparently, they are not good.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Whiteboards are boards which are white, and you can write on them, wipe off the word, and write again. Unlike sideboards, which aren't always white, and you don't usually write on them, or floorboards, which are difficult to write on, as bending at that angle is bl**dy uncomfortable.
Now, as the traditional type of board used for writing on in schools has had to have its name changed from the dark, neutral colour which gave it its name, to 'chalk board' in order not to offend certain people, I don't think I've seen any reports of other certain people being offended by the term 'whiteboard'.
So I think I'll start an anti whiteboard movement, and declare that, as a member of that other group of certain people, I'm offended at the term whiteboard, and will remain offended until tomorrow, at least ................
Now, as the traditional type of board used for writing on in schools has had to have its name changed from the dark, neutral colour which gave it its name, to 'chalk board' in order not to offend certain people, I don't think I've seen any reports of other certain people being offended by the term 'whiteboard'.
So I think I'll start an anti whiteboard movement, and declare that, as a member of that other group of certain people, I'm offended at the term whiteboard, and will remain offended until tomorrow, at least ................
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Thank you Mr. Fox for that LONG and drawn OUT explanation.
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Benevolens Magister
I learned that from my good old American cousins - never use one word where six will do !!
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
I think I'm covered in Terry's BS.....
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
It can spread rather far and wide, but he has had plenty of practice and experience.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I'll have you know I have a BS in Gibberish !
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Or is it a Gibberish in BS?
