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michaelmaltby
Colonel
Jack Blossom
Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Brisbane, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Brisbane
Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $120 for $ex," she said.
Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they went on to have mind blowing $ex for the next hour.
After they were done, and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked Blossom
"Well..........", Jack replied with a grin on his face,
"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Brisbane is $130 "
Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Brisbane, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Brisbane
Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $120 for $ex," she said.
Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they went on to have mind blowing $ex for the next hour.
After they were done, and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked Blossom
"Well..........", Jack replied with a grin on his face,
"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Brisbane is $130 "
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Damn....Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.
Crimea_River
Marshal
Good one!
The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment.
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Only if you have one Wayne, only if you have one.
Crimea_River
Marshal
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The husband wandered off as the wife was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the cellphone.
The wife said, "Where are you?"
He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop", she replied.
"I'm in the pub next to that."
The husband wandered off as the wife was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the cellphone.
The wife said, "Where are you?"
He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop", she replied.
"I'm in the pub next to that."
