For a laugh....

[Lucky13]

Naj the Normal, Hoarder Of Toasties And Books....

 

[Airframes]

He's been at the sherry again !

 

[GTX]

Gerg the Tired, Hoarder Of Chocolate And Laptops

 

[Capt. Vick]

Mij the frustrated, hoarder of peaches, and end tables. Fear my wrath!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Sirch the tired hoarder of clams and house cats.

 

[rochie]

Lrak the annoyed at work, hoarder of knives and stuff

 

[Airframes]

Yrret the knackered, hoarder of biscuits and kitchen towel.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Gerg the annoyed hoarder of Candy Bars and empty soda cans. Fear me!!!

 

[ARTESH]

Shetra the relaxed, Hoarder of Tea and Seashells!

Accurate, almost!