KP (Mess Hall Duty in the Nav) SUCKS! One night the Recruit Master at Arms and I were stuck with marching our company to supper because the RPOC was at sick call. One of our troops p!ssed off the chow hall chief, who responded by grabbing Dave and me for unscheduled MH Duty (his idea of "a lesson in military leadership"), and sending the company back to the barracks leaderless. We worked the scullery til midrats was secured at 0130, scalding our hands, then got 3 1/2 hours sleep til reveille. We felt aggrieved and persecuted and were looking forward to Service Week with trepidation, having heard it was heavy on Mess Hall Duty.
When Service Week came around, all the company except Dave and I worked 13 twenty-hour days in a row at the chow hall, from breakfast prep to midrats secure. We got assigned to drill hall duty, which was a "civilized" twelve-hour day of light custodial work. (And a full night's sleep every night.)
Our first morning back on training schedule, we got hit with an 0400 surprise personnel and barracks inspection. Everybody dead on their feet, we failed miserably!
I imagine tales like this probably resonate with all of you who've served. And leave the rest wondering.
Cheers,
Wes