Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies

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    1. "I put it in distribution."

    2. "Your pay will be straight at the end of the month."

    3. "I know I left it right here on the top of my desk."

    4. "Of course I can read a map."

    5. "It's on valid requisition."

    6. "No Sir, I don't smoke dope!"

    7. "He's in the motor pool."

    8. "I have to go back to the rear."

    9. "I don't give a d@! if the General hears about this!"

    10. "I need this for the old man right away!"

    11. "I was here until midnight last night working on this!"

    12. "I read the after action report."

    13. "Sorry I'm late, but the Colonel called me just as I was about to leave."

    14. "Give me your number and I'll call you back."

    15. "This is a courtesy inspection."

    16. "We're here to help you."
     
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