Something appropriate for the holiday season: the 12 Days of ... Bacon
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon; and more bacon
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ….. bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon; and more bacon