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The Mosquito looks better.
 
Being drunk and lying are different things. I'm more likely to tell the truth when drunk e.g Woman-"Does this dress make my bum look big" Me-"No, your fat makes your bum look big"
 
The truth hurts. She slapped me so hard I actually felt it, even though I was drunk!
 
How would you know!?! You haven't been drunk. On top of that, no it doesn't. In addition to my last statement, don't lie. Finally, since when?

Alcohol can have many different effects, and there are several stages. Not just a rush of running and jumping around waving your penis in the air then falling asleep.
THE ONLY BAD THING WITH ALCOHOL is that when something really bad has happened the alcohol may, that's a big MAY, make it worse. However, on most occasions it makes it better!

BEER THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL LIFES PROBLEMS

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A DEPRESSANT TO CHASE THE BLUES AWAY

BEER, IT'S LIQUID BREAD AND GOOD FOR YOU.
 

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