Damned if you do, damned if you dont....

[Lucky13]

....caught between a rock and a hard place, finding oneself caught in a pickle!

Bubbletop or razorback, or can one possibly have too many Spitfires?

 

[Snautzer01]

can one possibly have too many Spitfires?

No. One can't.

 

[Donivanp]

Is that a rock hard pickle?

 

[Lucky13]

Is that a rock hard pickle?

....or a pickled rock?