George Carlin is The Man...

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  1. lesofprimus

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    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
    by: George Carlin

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
    governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
    entitle you to anything.
    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
    want to.
    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
    Springer.
    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been
    persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
    I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came
    from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
    preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and
    not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?


    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running
    from them..
    I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law,
    regardless of what color you are.
    And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's
    good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
    deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
    next four years.
    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or
    trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
    And what is going on with gas prices... again?
    I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
    I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
     
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    Yeah baby! Liberals shudder with anger when they read such "hate."
     
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    Annoyed about gas prices? - try living over here!
     
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    Ur gas prices have always been higher than ours...
     
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    George is the man. I have so many of his CD's.
     
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    Any evidence that this is Carlin? I too received this spammail, but have always heard Carlin and he is quite the liberal. Wish it were true, because I agree with everything in the text.
     
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    Hmmm, oh well, it sure sounded good tho...
     
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    Drop a liberal off in the middle of Camden, NJ at midnight - we'll see how long they cling to those ridiculous liberal thoughts.
     
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    :lol:

    Things are going to change. Mark my words. Political correctness, sacrificing our founding principles, and catering to those who don't contribute will eventually come to a halt. The question will be how much damage and loss of life must occur first.
     
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    I believe that as well. We need to hurry up and get this baby boomers out of positions in power. They did major damage to this country in just a single generation with their college degrees and leftist BS. It is actually quite an accomplishment.
     
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    I liked this one.

    This is nothing short of brilliant. Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness.

    "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
     
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    :D Pick up a turd by the clean end. I would have gone with the old "polish a turd."
     
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    Hey, you want cheaper gas prices???? Deport the 12 million illegal's in the U.S. That sure will make the demand drop!!!!

    BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT NNNOOOOOOOO. "We" want to give them amnesty! "We" want them to be happy here! "We" my a$$. I'm tired of paying to support mexico's unwanted people.

    Ya know, this is way too touchy of a subject for me. I'm out!
     
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    Damn straight Thor....
     
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