getting to know the real cute corporal...

[Nonskimmer]

And randy!

Better find the wife. Bye!

 

[Crippen]

( I hope she was too then hon when you found her).

 

[Nonskimmer]

Not especially, but she was in a good mood.
It didn't take long.

 

[Matt308]

Hey Davidicus...How about another station break. I think I'll dive off this thread.

 

[Nonskimmer]

...and we'll be right back!


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We now return to...to um......to whatever the hell this is.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

great one skimmey

 

[Crippen]

Skimmey????? jeez Lancs could you make his name sound anymore 'gay'.

Great come back though 'Skim' ( see more manly Lancs),
and whilst we are talking about you, you might well blush young man... the time between those post mate, did she even manage to put the iron down???? good job she wasn't in the mood then really

 

[Nonskimmer]

I was primed already.
I think we'll just leave it at that.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

strange, you make it sound like i'm concerned about making skimmey sound gay

 

[Nonskimmer]

I was Skimmey until I was about 12.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

then what heppened??

 

[Nonskimmer]

I became a full-fledged Nonskimmer!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

cute

 

[Crippen]

Well Lancs...... been thinking ( I think about the whole world Lancs so dont get the wrong impression ). YOU oh horny one, now have a girlffiend, well I hope you being a very good boy, being not of age yet to partake in sexual activities that require more than your right hand.
Think on a baby is for life and not just for Christmas!!!!! so if you cant be good- make sure you are wearing your plastic mack!



(see how I got the heat off you there Skim).

 

[Crippen]

I became a full-fledged Nonskimmer!

stop encouraging the lad will ya.

 

[Nonskimmer]

(see how I got the heat off you there Skim).

Thanks!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

Well Lancs...... been thinking ( I think about the whole world Lancs so dont get the wrong impression ). YOU oh horny one, now have a girlffiend, well I hope you being a very good boy, being not of age yet to partake in sexual activities that require more than your right hand.
Think on a baby is for life and not just for Christmas!!!!! so if you cant be good- make sure you are wearing your plastic mack!



(see how I got the heat off you there Skim).

the perpose of that post flew straight over my head..........

 

[Medvedya]

..........but in so doing knocked off your halo of innocence!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well Lancs...... been thinking ( I think about the whole world Lancs so dont get the wrong impression ). YOU oh horny one, now have a girlffiend, well I hope you being a very good boy, being not of age yet to partake in sexual activities that require more than your right hand.
Think on a baby is for life and not just for Christmas!!!!! so if you cant be good- make sure you are wearing your plastic mack!



(see how I got the heat off you there Skim).

Dont help him out, he is still so innocent.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Test; I'm doing it here because this thread is pointless...